BP Stands for Butt Plugs

When the US Administration allows BP to mine for oil off the Gulf Coast again, we will all need to purchase butt plugs.

We are all fucked.

As hundreds of dolphins are dying, crabs are walking cross-eyed in thick murky oil at the bottom of the sea, and thousands of miles of shore going up to the Carolinas have petroleum residue in its sand, BP will set up shop again.

Protecting the free trade market in America comes at too high of a cost.

A billion dollars in recompense, but a billion organisms have been gravely affected. BP, please kiss my ass, after you rip it, again.