Ig'nant Governors and Redneck Tendencies

Get to know Gov. Bob McDonnell

And his warm, fuzzy family

Somewhere in a governor's mansion in Virginia the ghosts of enslaved Africans are spitting on the graves of Confederate Soldiers.

So you already have heard the Virginia Governor Bob McDonnell wants a Confederate History Month to honor the soldier and side of the war that supported brutal slavery in honor of the 150th year anniversary of the start of the US Civil War.

He expects all Virginians to celebrate, or at the very least, understand if they don't agree. That includes all people, especially blacks who are 38 hot like fish grease ready to pour them yellow grits on his nuts.

Now if a that was a Hitler History Month, my fellow Jews would be fucking shit up. Oh, wait a minute, that damn fool, Bob McDonnell wouldn't know the difference between Hitler and the Confederacy. Probably because he so ig'nant he does not care to read the growing resentment to his decision.

I propose that we re-enact a revised grandfather clause that states all those who had ancestors that could not vote before the Civil War should impeach this fool out of office.

I scratch my head, trying to understand how Bubbas like Bob get elected. Clearly this product of incest is still fascinated by the lynching stories his grand-pappy told him while they had relations with the local ponies.

And to think, all some people had to do was leap over buildings, distance themselves from their blackness, and apologize every nanosecond to get elected into office.