Stone's World Famous Dictionary: Entry #3 Bitty

Stone's Word of the Month
Bitty

Bitty pronounced Bit-tee

Definition
1. A woman who communicates with people in hostile and disrespectful manner; especially to her partner and family.
2. Women people just don't like and do not care to socialize with or around.
3. The last woman a man calls to babysit their children by another woman or to braid their hair.
4. A polite form of bitch that is usually designated to a woman when an accuser doesn't want to upset other women in the area by calling her a bitch in public.
5. The baby mama who will take you to court even though you have been paying child support off of the record for the past eight years on a child that you find out is not even yours.


Example of bitty: Jason stormed into his sister's house with child support papers in his hand. He told his sister Jaime, "Can you believe I have been in child arrears for a kid that isn't mine, that bitty was fucking her boss at the same time we were dating, but stuck me with the kid." Jaime swallowed hard. She never liked Michelle and never thought that Jason was the father. One bitty was out of his life, now Jason had to deal with his current ex-wife who he found out was a porn star when he bought DVD's from the local bootlegger who specialized in booty flicks.

Who is Stone?
I swear to you I have one of the funniest brothers in the world. And with his drama-filled life, he's gotta laugh. His search of self and love have taken him down some very interesting paths; and through it all, he has creatively come up with phrases and words that my sisters and I fall out over every time he utters them in his vivid descriptions.

My brother is known as "Stone" to a lot of folk on the street, but we call him by his family and childhood nickname. I wish I could tell you, but family nickname's are sacred endearments that I will keep to the spaces of my kinfolk.

Stone has provided a dictionary full of shit that I must document; and since many black folk still don't buy books other than Zane's freaky ish and A Thug's Wife Part 21 by Terry Williams, I will put in my blog.

Stone's World Famous Dictionary: Entry # 2 Hoodcat

Stone's Word of the Month
Hoodcat

Hoodcat pronounced Hud-kat

Definition
1. A man who has a community reputation of engaging in multiple sexual partners that live within the same social circles or geographical area; especially his frequent sexual engagements with hoodrats, unsavory women who acquire multiple sex partners, usually within the same social circles.

Example of hoodcat: Many celebrities and male professional athletes pass girlfriends and wives who exist in the same circles is behavior nothing short of a hoodcat because most of these ladies seek high-paid, highly visible men who will finance a lifestyle in exchange for control of their bodies and sexual habits. In this world, it is okay for men to swap vaginal juices and spit of the same woman because it keeps the secrets in-house; nevertheless, they are hoodcats.

Who is Stone?
I swear to you I have one of the funniest brothers in the world. And with his drama-filled life, he's gotta laugh. His search of self and love have taken him down some very interesting paths; and through it all, he has creatively come up with phrases and words that my sisters and I fall out over every time he utters them in his vivid descriptions.

My brother is known as "Stone" to a lot of folk on the street, but we call him by his family and childhood nickname. I wish I could tell you, but family nickname's are sacred endearments that I will keep to the spaces of my kinfolk.

Stone has provided a dictionary full of shit that I must document; and since many black folk still don't buy books other than Zane's freaky ish and A Thug's Wife Part 21 by Terry Williams, I will put in my blog.

STONE's World Famous Dictionary: Entry #1 is Ratdiculous

Stone's Word of the Month
Ratdiculous

Ratdiculous pronounced Rat-dick-cue-lus

Definition
1. A combination of ridiculous and hoodrat, this term describes an event that is significantly sub-par even in the gulliest of urban conditions.
2. An absurd event usually involving an unsavory woman or man who has a community reputation of using sexual favors in exchange for gifts that are usually monetary.
3. An action that involves extreme immoral behavior or one that deviates from normal ethical codes. This term crosses economic, social and cultural status.

Example of ratdiculous: Bristol Palin's celebrated teen pregnancy and photos of underage drinking are extremely ratdiculous; however, her mother, Sarah Palin, pimping Bristol out and being a self-exploitative, racist, xenophobic trailer trash is even more ratdiculous.

Who is Stone?
I swear to you I have one of the funniest brothers in the world. And with his drama-filled life, he's gotta laugh. His search of self and love have taken him down some very interesting paths; and through it all, he has creatively come up with phrases and words that my sisters and I fall out over every time he utters them in his vivid descriptions.

My brother is known as "Stone" to a lot of folk on the street, but we call him by his family and childhood nickname. I wish I could tell you, but family nickname's are sacred endearments that I will keep to the spaces of my kinfolk.

Stone has provided a dictionary full of shit that I must document; and since many black folk still don't buy books other than Zane's freaky ish and A Thug's Wife Part 21 by Terry Williams, I will put in my blog.